Saturday, August 20, 2005

Finally, a candidate that I can get behind

A great man has thrown his hat into the ring for the presidency of 2008. Here's the introductory letter from his website...
To: Friends, Family, and my fellow Americans
Subject: Get America Back On Track!

It's not too early to be thinking about the future of this country and who's going to lead it. Election after election we're given the "choice" between two unappealing candidates and have no choice but to vote for the one we dislike less. But now, that's about to change.

Stepping up to the forefront of politics is a new type of leader, motivated by his love for his country, not special interest groups. His distinct image and captivating voice you already know, and now it's your chance to make him the leader of the people, for the people, by the people. That's right... Christopher Walken is running for President.

Now, at this early stage of the campaign, is when the grass-roots voters like us can really influence the candidates we'll see in the elections. So take a few minutes to visit the Walken 2008 Home Page at, read about the man and his ideas, and send them a message of your support. This is how the system should work, and now's your chance to have your voice. Don't let it slip away!

-A caring citizen

I SO cannot wait to hear him deliver his first state of the union address.


Blogger Fred said...

Sorry, not impressed.

8/21/2005 10:23:00 AM  
Blogger Liberal Traitor said...

Come on Fred, it's Christopher Walken for cryin' out loud. The King of New York, the Continental, a man who dances on air! That puts him ahead of anybody the republicans or the democrats could offer, and he's a better actor than that roid-raging imbecile governor of mine.

Bsides, in case you haven't guessed, it's totally a hoax.

8/21/2005 10:59:00 AM  
Blogger Liberal Traitor said...

PS: I realize you're hard to impress, but how about that homemade flame thrower?

8/21/2005 11:00:00 AM  
Blogger Fred said...

That was pretty neat. I'd be worried about the thing blowing up, though. OUCH!

8/22/2005 06:52:00 AM  
Blogger Liberal Traitor said...

Yeah, you don't want any of that "heat based deep tissue exfoliation!"

8/22/2005 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous vinnie said... has it as a hoax

8/22/2005 01:38:00 PM  
Blogger Liberal Traitor said...

Vinne, see my first comment. But if it wasn't a hoax, he would have had my vote in a second.

8/22/2005 02:43:00 PM  
Blogger Chandira said...

Yes, sadly the cruelest hoax of all time.. I almost cried.. I can't htink of ONE single person I know who woulnd't vote for Walken!! A stroke of evil genius..

I'm holding out in the hope that he really decides to do it. Screw Hillary! ;-)

8/23/2005 04:06:00 PM  
Blogger heavenuphere said...

Walken with the homemade flamethrower for president...

8/29/2005 03:56:00 AM  

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