Monday, August 01, 2005

Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays

George Bush has a busy day today. After spending yesterday hanging out with the Boy Scouts and preparing them to go die for him in Iraq, he'll be waking up at the crack of noon today, ready to appoint mustache man to be ambassador to the UN without the Senate's backing. Then he's going to have to work overtime to figure out how to convince the American people that Venezuela is amassing Weapons of Mass Destruction and that we need to fight for regime change there because Hugo Chavez is one of the few politicians willing to tell it like it is about this CAFTA deal. And when he gets back to his TV room in the East Wing tonight after a gruelling 4 hour work day, he'll have to make sure that he has enough episodes of Dukes of Hazard on his TiVo so he doesn't have to watch this.


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