Wednesday, February 01, 2006

This is how you do it, Cindy

Cindy Sheehan, you had a golden opportunity to embarass Bush during his great speechifying event, but you went and got yourself arrested way too early. Here's what you should have done... BE INCONSPICUOUS at least until the speech starts. Sitting there in an anti-war t-shirt is the perfect way to let these goons know that you're that lady who's been pestering the president all these months. You should have just sat quietly until the speech started, waited until the idiot took a pause to try to think of the right word to say or to listen to Karl Rove on his earpiece or whaterver, and then you throw off your overshirt, stand on your chair and yell out "how many more have to die because of your goddamned lies you dumb son of a bitch," and then get arrested for disorderly conduct. I would much rather wake up to read a headline like "Bush Heckled at State of the Union Address" than "Sheehan Arrested Before State of the Union."

5 Comments:

Blogger James said...

No one accused her of being the brightest bulb in the box. Organizing a successful "shoutout" like that would require brains.

2/01/2006 10:14:00 AM  
Blogger Liberal Traitor said...

But I thought she was supposed to be some "puppet of the far left." If I could figure out how she could have done it better, don't you think one of her supposed handlers might have come up with that idea for her?

2/01/2006 10:36:00 AM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

yes especially as they were kicking people out for wearing any old tee shirt even if it said support our troops.

2/01/2006 10:11:00 PM  
Blogger James said...

Well no one said our law makers were uber intelligent either... most of those guys wouldn't know how to protest if you put a gun to their head and MADE them.yvm

2/06/2006 09:28:00 AM  
Blogger Liberal Traitor said...

What about these supposed "far left" people who are supposedly pulling Cindy's puppet strings? All they do is plan protest after protest. They are protest professionals. Or could it be that Cindy is acting on her own accord?

2/06/2006 11:08:00 AM  

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