Wednesday, May 10, 2006

What are you doing on 6/6/06?

Anyone who has watched The Omen, listened to Iron Maiden, or taken the book of revelations a bit too seriously knows that the number 666 is the mark of the anti-christ. Only once each thousand years does the date 6/6/06 happen, and ours is less than a month away. While nothing significantly evil happened (that we know of) on 6/6/1006, this year people are abuzz over what this ominous date might bring. Expectant mothers due around then are in a panic, wingnuts are crawling out of the woodwork, Hollywood is proving it has completely run out of ideas because they're releasing the re-make of The Omen that day, Ilsa - She Wolf of the GOP is releasing her latest work of literary vomit that day... but there's still reason to celebrate. 6/6/06 is the NATIONAL DAY OF SLAYER!!! This is the day to celebrate the greatest Satanic speed metal band of all time by blaring their blistering thrash all day long at top volume. I for one am planning on seeing how long I can get away with listening to them at work.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck yer, Slayer rules. As does Iron Maiden. i plan to rock out with my cock out!

6/06/2006 04:04:00 AM  

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